Weekly Readings with Catholic Fundamentalist Interpretation

Exodus


Chapter 34 4 Moses then cut two stone tablets like the former, and early the next morning he went up Mount Sinai as the LORD had commanded him, taking along the two stone tablets. 5 Having come down in a cloud, the LORD stood with him there and proclaimed his name, "LORD." 6 Thus the LORD passed before him and cried out, "The LORD, the LORD, a merciful and gracious God, slow to anger and rich in kindness and fidelity, 8 Moses at once bowed down to the ground in worship. 9 Then he said, "If I find favor with you, O Lord, do come along in our company. This is indeed a stiff-necked people; yet pardon our wickedness and sins, and receive us as your own."

 

 

2 Corinthians
Chapter 13 11 1 Finally, brothers, rejoice. Mend your ways, encourage one another, agree with one another, live in peace, and the God of love and peace will be with you. 12 Greet one another with a holy kiss. All the holy ones greet you. 13 The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the holy Spirit be with all of you.

 

 

 

 

John
Chapter 3 16 For God so loved the world that he gave 1 his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn 2 the world, but that the world might be saved through him. 18 Whoever believes in him will not be condemned, but whoever does not believe has already been condemned, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God.






Catholic Fundamentalism Interpretation:

Moses seems to have cut the two stones in that one night, almost impossible without the light and help from Divine Programming assistance.  He obeyed the command to take them up Mr. Sinai.  The Programmer came down in a cloud, and proclaimed His name, implying that He gave Moses The Password to access Him.  The Programmer went before Moses and told him, "The Programmer, THE PROGRAMMER, is a merciful and gracious God, slow to erase and filled with kindness and faith."  Moses immediately bowed to the ground in worship.  Then, thinking of his people, said, "If I am worthy of Programming Assistance from you, O Unprogrammed Programmer, do accompany us.  This is a proud people, yet forgive our intentional violations of Your Operating Instructions and Download us into You as Your own."

 

Brothers (those who share in love of The Unprogrammed Programmer and His Operating Instructions), be happy.  Erase errors (and follow the Operating Instructions) agree with one another (by doing so), live in the peace that His Operating Instructions provide, and may He Who Programmed love and peace be with you.  Greet one another with a sign of sharing in The Program.  All the most obedient followers of The Program welcome you.  The ability to Download Jesus Christ (at the Eucharist) His Holy Living Program and the Love of The Unprogrammed Programmer and the interconnectedness with Him that The Holy Wireless Connector provides be with you.

 

For The Unprogrammed Programmer so loved the world that He provided full access to His Perfect, Living Program of Love so that everyone who accesses Him and operates according to His Instructions may not be erased, but be in Him forever.  The Programmer didn't send Jesus Christ, The Program in perfect, loving, human form to punish errors but to help people access and obey The Operating Instructions that lead to eternal life.  Those who believe in Him will not be punished or erased, but whoever does not make the appropriate download has already been taken care of because he hasn't believed in downloading The Living Password (that I provided, and, in light of The Trinity, is Me.).