Weekly Readings with Catholic Fundamentalist Interpretation

Readings, December 23, 2007

Isaiah
Chapter 7 10 Again the LORD spoke to Ahaz: 11 1 Ask for a sign from the LORD, your God; let it be deep as the nether world, or high as the sky! 12 2 But Ahaz answered, "I will not ask! I will not tempt the LORD!" 13 Then he said: Listen, O house of David! Is it not enough for you to weary men, must you also weary my God? 14 3 Therefore the Lord himself will give you this sign: the virgin shall be with child, and bear a son, and shall name him Immanuel.

Catholic Fundamentalism Interpretation:

Again, The Programmer spoke to Ahaz.  "Ask for some special programming from The Programmer, Your Programmer;  let it be as deep as the deleted files or from Programming Central, itself!"

But Ahaz replied, "I will not ask for special programming.  I will not tempt the Lord! (to give me a download I can't take)"  Then, he said, "Listen, you who share David's program!  You are making men tired, must you make The Programmer tired, too?"  Therefore, The Programmer, Himself, will give you this miraculous download, the virgin shall be with child, and bear a son, and shall name Him Immanuel "The Programmer is with (among) us". 

 

Reading II

Romans
Chapter 1 1 1 2 Paul, a slave of Christ Jesus, called to be an apostle and set apart for the gospel of God, 2 which he promised previously through his prophets in the holy scriptures, 3 3 the gospel about his Son, descended from David according to the flesh, 4 but established as Son of God in power according to the spirit of holiness through resurrection from the dead, Jesus Christ our Lord. 5 4 Through him we have received the grace of apostleship, to bring about the obedience of faith, for the sake of his name, among all the Gentiles, 6 among whom are you also, who are called to belong to Jesus Christ; 7 to all the beloved of God in Rome, called to be holy. 5 Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.

Catholic Fundamentalism Interpretation:

Paul, utterly obedient to The Program (Christ Jesus, 2nd Person of The Trinity, in loving, perfect, human form) and set apart (from my former religion) for The Programmer's Programming Instructions, which He promised previously through those to whom He gave Program Awareness and had them record His promise in the First Programming Log, the truth about His Son, programmed from David according to basic laws (adoption by Joseph) and genetics, but established as Son of The Programmer in power according to the power of holiness He gained by reprogramming life (to return) within Himself after death, The Program, our Lord.  Through Him, we were able to download the grace of being a Programming Instructor to bring more free-will programs (not just those sharing David's genetic or legal status) to download and obey His Operating Instructions simply for the sake of His Name, and you are in this (elect) group called to belong to The Program;  to all those whom the Programmer loves in Rome who are called to be holy.  Grace (access to The Program) and peace from the Programmer and our Lord, The Program, Jesus Christ, (who came in perfect, loving, human form. )



Gospel

Matthew
Chapter 1 18 1 Now this is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about. When his mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph, 2 but before they lived together, she was found with child through the holy Spirit. 19 Joseph her husband, since he was a righteous man, 3 yet unwilling to expose her to shame, decided to divorce her quietly. 20 Such was his intention when, behold, the angel of the Lord 4 appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home. For it is through the holy Spirit that this child has been conceived in her. 21 She will bear a son and you are to name him Jesus, 5 because he will save his people from their sins." 22 All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had said through the prophet: 23 6 "Behold, the virgin shall be with child and bear a son, and they shall name him Emmanuel," which means "God is with us." 24 When Joseph awoke, he did as the angel of the Lord had commanded him and took his wife into his home.




Catholic Fundamentalism Interpretation:

Here's how The Program downloaded:  When His mother, Mary, was wed to Joseph, but before they lived together, the Holy Wireless Connector, (with her agreement, witnessed by the Angel Gabriel) made her with Child.  Her husband, a righteous man, didn't want to wreck her life, and decided to divorce her, quietly.  But, the angel of The Programmer appeared to him in a dream, and said, "Joseph, son of David, to not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home.  For it is through the Holy Spirit (Holy Wireless Connector) that this child has been conceived in her.  She will bear a Son, and you are to name him Jesus because He will save His people from their sins."  All this took place to fulfill what The Programmer had said to the prophet:  "Behold, the virgin shall be with child and bear a son, and they shall name Him Emmanuel," which means, "The Programmer is with us."  When Joseph awoke, he did as the angel of The Programmer had instructed him and took his wife into his home.