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Weekly Readings with Catholic Fundamentalist Interpretation
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Readings, December 2, 2007
Isaiah
Chapter 2 1 1 This is what Isaiah, son of Amoz, saw concerning Judah and Jerusalem. 2 2 In days to come, The mountain of the LORD'S house shall be established as the highest mountain and raised above the hills. All nations shall stream toward it; 3 3 many peoples shall come and say: "Come, let us climb the LORD'S mountain, to the house of the God of Jacob, That he may instruct us in his ways, and we may walk in his paths." For from Zion shall go forth instruction, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem. 4 He shall judge between the nations, and impose terms on many peoples. They shall beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks; One nation shall not raise the sword against another, nor shall they train for war again. 5 O house of Jacob, come, let us walk in the light of the LORD! |
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Catholic Fundamentalism Interpretation:
Prophets were allowed access to future downloads. Isaiah knew some of the things that would happen to Judah and Jerusalem. The Programmer's domain would become the highest mountain, and be raised above the hills. All nations shall stream toward it, many (the saved) peoples shall say, "Let's download The Operating Instructions of The Programmer so we can be like Him." From Zion (the saved) will come downloading directions, and The Programmer's Word (Jesus) will come from Jerusalem. He will judge between the nations, and tell them what they must do. They will stop hating each other. O, family of Jacob, let's get started getting closer to The Programmer!
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Reading II
Romans
Chapter 13 11 1 And do this because you know the time; it is the hour now for you to awake from sleep. For our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed; 12 the night is advanced, the day is at hand. Let us then throw off the works of darkness (and) put on the armor of light; 13 let us conduct ourselves properly as in the day, 2 not in orgies and drunkenness, not in promiscuity and licentiousness, not in rivalry and jealousy. 14 But put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the desires of the flesh.
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Interpretation
You are aware of some downloads, so start paying attention. Our permanent incorporation into The Program is nearer than it was. So, let's throw off sin and protect our eternal ether disc with light.
Let's operate without error so that we're running right. No more orgies and drunkenness, no horsing around, no more trying to get ahead of each other, no more jealousy over others' status.
Just download The Program, and stop worrying about lesser things.
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Gospel
Matthew
Chapter 24 37 1 For as it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 In (those) days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day that Noah entered the ark. 39 They did not know until the flood came and carried them all away. So will it be (also) at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 2 Two men will be out in the field; one will be taken, and one will be left. 41 Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken, and one will be left. 42 3 Therefore, stay awake! For you do not know on which day your Lord will come. 43 Be sure of this: if the master of the house had known the hour of night when the thief was coming, he would have stayed awake and not let his house be broken into. 44 So too, you also must be prepared, for at an hour you do not expect, the Son of Man will come.
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Interpretation
Noah's neighbors weren't ready for the Big Water Download. They did whatever they wanted, all the way up to the day that Noah got into the ark.
They didn't know they were going to be killed until they were dead.
It'll be that way when The Program (Jesus Christ, The Program in Loving, Perfect, Human form) comes back.
Fifty percent of you will go to Heaven on The Ark of His love, the other half won't.
So, keep ready! You don't know when He's coming back.
If a homeowner knew when a thief was coming, he'd have gotten his arms and kept him away.
So, you better be prepared. You don't know when He's coming.
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