Weekly Readings with Catholic Fundamentalist Interpretation

Readings, June 2, 2007

Proverbs
Chapter 8 22 1 "The LORD begot me, the first-born of his ways, the forerunner of his prodigies of long ago; 23 2 From of old I was poured forth, at the first, before the earth. 24 3 When there were no depths I was brought forth, when there were no fountains or springs of water; 25 Before the mountains were settled into place, before the hills, I was brought forth; 26 While as yet the earth and the fields were not made, nor the first clods of the world. 27 "When he established the heavens I was there, when he marked out the vault over the face of the deep; 28 When he made firm the skies above, when he fixed fast the foundations of the earth; 29 When he set for the sea its limit, so that the waters should not transgress his command; 30 4 Then was I beside him as his craftsman, and I was his delight day by day, Playing before him all the while, 31 playing on the surface of his earth; and I found delight in the sons of men.

 

Romans
Chapter 5 1 1 Therefore, since we have been justified by faith, we have peace 2 with God through our Lord Jesus Christ, 2 through whom we have gained access (by faith) to this grace in which we stand, and we boast in hope of the glory of God. 3 Not only that, but we even boast of our afflictions, knowing that affliction produces endurance, 4 and endurance, proven character, and proven character, hope, 5 and hope does not disappoint, because the love of God has been poured out into our hearts through the holy Spirit that has been given to us.

John
Chapter 16 12 "I have much more to tell you, but you cannot bear it now. 13 1 But when he comes, the Spirit of truth, he will guide you to all truth. He will not speak on his own, but he will speak what he hears, and will declare to you the things that are coming. 14 He will glorify me, because he will take from what is mine and declare it to you. 15 Everything that the Father has is mine; for this reason I told you that he will take from what is mine and declare it to you.

 

Catholic Fundamentalist Interpretation

 

Is "Me" the Holy Wireless Connector (Holy Spirit)?  Is it Jesus, The Program, in perfect, loving, human form?  Both?  "Me" is both the Holy Wireless Connector and the perfection of The Program, the singular combining with "begot" to prefigure the Trinity.  "Me" was there from the beginning of the Programming, Program, and Holy Connection between.  He came before the complicated "earth" program, even before adjectives like "depth", before the water and water movement program, before the program for solids of different sizes, before the dirt programs.  "I" was there when The Programmer programmed the heavens and its limits, and the atomic structure of the earth's foundations, the movement of water, ice, and water vapor were programmed, then, I got to make lots and lots of things, the most delightful of which were the sons of men.

 

 

Believing lets us fit our individual program into the vastly larger, more powerful program of The Programmer.  With no errors, we are at peace with The Programmer through The Program Who grants us access to this joy.  We proudly tell others of The Programmer's power, and boast of over-loaded circuits and chips because such things bring us closer to Him and farther from the world.  The closeness to God's Program has been poured into our hearts by the Holy Wireless Connector.

 

 

Your program can't absorb other things I have to tell you.  The Holy Wireless Connector will allow you access to greater downloads.  He will tell you about The Programmer's future downloads.

He will glorify me because He will take my data and download it to you.  Everything The Programmer has is mine, since I am the The Program.  This is why The Holy Wireless Connector will take from what is mine and declare it to you.